Sonny

Sonny was relaxing on the porch when he heard the gang inside talking about him. Suddenly, he felt a jolt of electricity running up and down his back. Did they say he was going to be shot? Yes, that’s what he heard, and he instantly panicked. How could they do that to him? But there was no time to think about that, he had to act quickly.

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Bliss

Phil loved Amy. They had been blissfully married for six years. But their union had yet to produce even one child, and Phil was worried. “Could it be my fault?” he wondered. So, Phil decided to consult a doctor. And he wished he hadn’t.

“It appears you have Klinefelter’s syndrome;” the physician explained, “you are simply infertile.”

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Clotilde

Clotilde was a very fortunate guest of a most generous host. He fed her generously and kept her quite warm. He also massaged her and rarely slapped her. One day she decided to worm her way up to the acme of her abode to give her host a surprise. Slowly she inched onward and upward, with unflinching determination, until she reached her goal; at which point her host was indeed surprised.

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