Posts Tagged ‘Emily Mendell’


To Whom it May Concern: inevitably, somebody who is not all that concerned.

I am writing in response to the advertisement your organization placed in the employment section of the Post-GazetteNow that introductions are out of the way, if you will please bend over, I will gladly kiss your ass. Your company’s position at the top of its field, as well as its consistent growth pattern, make this an exciting opportunity for someone in my position. That would be the broke-as-hell position, specifically. My formal education and my extensive experience in the industry make me an exceptional candidate. My references will confirm I am an outstanding employee. I’ve been unemployed for six weeks.



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